…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Waldo still missing…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Baby shoes for sale; never worn…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…“Faith-based” not as sturdy as it seems…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Line 356…
…You should REALLY check out the WALLPAPERS page… Maybe even download some of them…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
Cancer linked to death!
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Hats are cool…
…Pepto-Bismol to remain the same color…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…God found dead in space…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Whatever happened to Leelee Sobieski…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…I fucking hate this job, Brian is an asshole…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…

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