…Pepto-Bismol to remain the same color…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Line 356…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Waldo still missing…
…“Faith-based” not as sturdy as it seems…
…You should REALLY check out the WALLPAPERS page… Maybe even download some of them…
…I fucking hate this job, Brian is an asshole…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Baby shoes for sale; never worn…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
Cancer linked to death!
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…God found dead in space…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Hats are cool…
…Whatever happened to Leelee Sobieski…

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